Well.......
The Cadillac
While I can at least appreciate the windows all lining up nicely and being proportionate looking overall....I never have and never will understand why an AMERICAN car's designers would adopt a European body style. Who the hell wants a euro-inspired version of what used to be an American classic? I have old Cadillac literature hanging in my house from the 40's and 50's with slogans like "Creating a higher Standard". What happened to creating the "love affair" with the American auto? Cadillac used to build cars that could stop traffic. Look at them now, they evoke little to no emotion whatsoever. They are cars built without passion.
The Lincoln
It's like my Dad used to tell me growing up on the farm, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"