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The police close in on Ronald McDonald, who is wanted for killing the Burger King in front of Dairy Queen over that little witch Wendy. Funeral is at Church's, you going?
 
OK...get ready. They'll be coming over the hill shortly. Dangerous bunch. They're easy to spot...all red, some red and white, some all white, some all black. I heard they're on their way to Piqua, Ohio! And don't let the lights, siren or flags fool ya.
 
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I know , i know, I know, its a service weapon and I wasn't supposed to shoot at wild turkeys with my shotgun... but they were so close and even with a sawed off I just couldn 't miss.... can't I take at least one of them home?
 
There's that Ron Devies. If I have told that man once, I have told him TWICE that those suction cups are illegal!!! Let's make sure we get him this time, and no excuses! :2gunsfiring_v1:
 
There's that Richard Vyse. If I have told that man once, I have told him TWICE that using the red lights and siren to stop traffic for a turtle crossing is illegal!!! Let's make sure we get him this time, and no excuses! :2gunsfiring_v1:
 
2 armed robberies in 11 minutes, 1/2 mile apart

Thanks for the humor folks. Rough day at work for sure, I won't even comment on it. Gotta keep this site fun to read, not depressing. In the picture I was directing the rookie officer with the shotgun to go over to my police car and get me a DON LUGO cigar to smoke. I heard from several people who were watching me on TV as the event was broadcast live all afternoon on local Indpls tv....to those people I say: the camera adds 10 lbs, the bullet proof vest adds 20. Take that away and I would appear as practically skin and bones. Time for another trip to the Moonlight BBQ buffet with the Volunteer Chapter!!
 
Lawrence W. W. Wilson said:
Thanks for the humor folks. Rough day at work for sure, I won't even comment on it. Gotta keep this site fun to read, not depressing. In the picture I was directing the rookie officer with the shotgun to go over to my police car and get me a DON LUGO cigar to smoke. I heard from several people who were watching me on TV as the event was broadcast live all afternoon on local Indpls tv....to those people I say: the camera adds 10 lbs, the bullet proof vest adds 20. Take that away and I would appear as practically skin and bones. Time for another trip to the Moonlight BBQ buffet with the Volunteer Chapter!!
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If the camera adds 10 Lbs. they must have shot you with three cameras!:) :halo:
 
ok I'm to late to rub it in any. all I was going to say was over they in the third floor window thats the old ladie that threw that egg at me. but hang in there the slow day is comming glad it's you not me. :applause:
 
Goober and Gomer you head around the holla, I just know that Ernest T. will be coming up outta the quarry with a fresh bag of rocks! Barney are you peeing on my tire? And hurry up I want to get back to get some more of that Popeye's Louisiana Fast Chicken.


and yes I know paybacks will be a real bitch :pat:
 
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