My capacity to offend people is unequalled. The current group of people I have insulted is car carrier brokers who use bulletin boards to compare trucking prices they give to people like you and me. When I learned of the notes they write to each other as they collectively bid on the same job, I said, "I think that's collusion." When I kept getting hammered by automated emails with teasers prices only to discover the actual price to move something is nearly double, I said, "I think the FTC calls that Bait & Switch." So now, I could spend all weekend requesting quotes to move this coach (which one of you told me last year to buy) but no one in internetland will so much as respond. It's a 1950 Superior Hearse in pristine condition (aside from the surface rust) (and the forklift damage)(the missing windows)(the bird's nests)(and not having run since Dwight D. was in office) and I am happy to pay prevailing rates to drag it out west. One of you must know an actual car carrier or trucker that would allow me to bypass the broker network. Or if you have a brother-in-law (who you are still on talking terms with) who has an MC license you can have him go to load board to find one. Again, this is not my fault. One of you told me to buy this thing for parts. I spend all disposable cash on car parts. I daydream in Cadillac. Help a brother out!